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Red Wings Songs – My Choices
December 27, 2012Posted by on
Since I don’t feel like writing about the lockout, and I haven’t been able to watch any Griffins games recently, I’m going to change it up a bit on this here blog. I’m going to go through the Wings roster and for each player, dedicate a song based on a random feeling I have about said player. This could be amazing or fucking terrible (probably the “fucking terrible” part). Here…we…go!
Creed – Higher
Reasoning – That’s where Abby likes to take his stick.
Is there a theme song to the “Grumpy Old Men” movie?
Reasoning – Bert seems like a Grumpy Old Man.
Katy Perry – Firework
Reasoning – It’s a goddamn catchy song that hopefully will describe Brunner’s play if the NHL ever resumes.
Metallica – Last Caress (Danzig cover)
Reasoning – The first line “I’ve got something to say, I killed a baby today”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles these song
Reasoning – Ninja!
Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy
Reasoning – A couple of my friends nicknamed Eaves “The Sextacy” for reasons because he’s really sexy.
Not important enough for me to think of a song.
Green Day – Waiting
Reasoning – We’ve been waiting forever for him to have his breakout year and when he kinda did, FUCK YOU LOCKOUT FUCK YOU.
Lostprophets – Start Something
Reasoning – Obvious song is obvious.
Kenny Loggins – Danger Zone
Reasoning – I didn’t do this to be cunning, did I?
Michigan State Fight Song
Reasoning – He went to MSU and I went to MSU and he’s awesome and MSU is awesome and Michigan sucks GO GREEN. Also, Miller rules.
Dragonforce – Through The Fire And The Flames
Reasoning – That song is about as fast as Mursak…and the Flames part reminds of when he grew a tail:
Foo Fighters – Walk
Reasoning – One of my favorite newer songs and my favorite young player. Lots of awesomeness here.
LFO – Summer Girls
Reasoning – My least favorite player ever and my all-time favorite least favorite song ever.
Tomas “THE SOUSE” Tatar
Foo Fighters – My Hero
Reasoning – Because Sousequist deserves awesome Foo Fighters songs and this song rules and Souse is one of my heroes so deal with it.
Britney Spears – You Drive Me Crazy
Reasoning – Because he fucking drove me crazy with Nashville. Less of him and more of those stupid whistles.
ZZ Top – Sharp Dressed Man
Reasoning – Because Hank just looks fucking pimp. Exhibit A:
I don’t really have a song, but I could look at this gif all day long:
Dream Theater – Panic Attack
Reasoning – While he’s very much improved, when he has the puck, it can still be scary.
Incubus – Nice To Know You
Reasoning – Goodbye.
Metallica – Damage Inc.
Reasoning – Mostly because I enjoy watching him cause damage to opposing right wingers.
The sound of silence
Reasoning – Because he sucked ass last year but I know he can play better, so I won’t give him a song yet.
Dr Horrible (Neil Patrick Harris) – Brand New Day
Reasoning – It’s time, bitches.
Drive Shaft – You All Everybody
Reasoning – It’s from the show LOST which is what Ian White (and all of us will be) without Jesus Lidstrom there to help him out.
Weezer – My Name Is Jonas
Reasoning – His Name Is Jonas
The Dexter Theme Music
Reasoning – Jimmy just seems kinda badass like Dexter. I just think it fits.
Dream Theater – Metropolis
Reasoning – The song is probably my all time favorite song for my all time favorite player. Plus, the lyrics deal with two different people being connected by the same spirit. Hopefully, that person is currently in the Wings system…