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Mandatory Hockey Predictions And Other Randomness
April 29, 2013Posted by on
Part of the rules of being a hockey blogger is that you have to make predictions about the playoffs. I am going to be a follower and do my blogging duty (hehe, I said duty). Let’s do this!
(1) Pittsburgh Penguins vs (8) New York Islanders
NYI just doesn’t have enough. Pittsburgh in 5.
(2) Montreal vs (7) Ottawa
I don’t think Montreal is as good as advertised. Ottawa in 7.
(3) Washington vs (6) New York Rangers
Tough one. It’s going to go 7, and I’m going to take *coin flip* Washington.
(4) Boston vs (5) Toronto
Toronto traded Tuukka Rask to Boston for Andrew Raycroft at one time. I’m not making this up. Boston in 5.
(1) Chicago vs (8) Minnesota
I want Chicago out badly, but it will make me laugh a lot if Minnesota loses. Chicago in 5.
(2) Anaheim vs (7) Detroit
THE RED WINGS HAVE GUSTAV NYQUIST AND THE DUCKS DON’T WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’M TAKING?!?!? Wings in 6. (see below for some fun things)
(3) Vancouver vs (6) San Jose
Sorry, Todd, but the Canucks take this one. Vancouver in 6.
(4) St. Louis vs (5) L.A. Kings
Tough one, but LA has too much up front. LA in 6.
If you’re planning on betting based on my picks, um…go for it! I just deserve a cut of your winnings, since you’ll obviously win if you listen to me.
I’m starting my own Beard-A-Thon page for the Wings. I’ll update my picture every couple of days. Just a warning – I can’t really grow a full beard. Hopefully, the Wings will be in this long enough for you to be able to see it.
Remember that time this happened a little while back?
Meanwhile, our captain isn’t a huge dick. LEADERSHIP, bitches.
And, that’s all I got for now. Yell at me on twitter (@KevinN37) and GO WINGS!!